Comments on Ambassador Watch: Deck the Halls

Didn't you used to give two or two and a half hour...

2008-06-04T04:13:00.000+12:00

Didn't you used to give two or two and a half hour sermons?

One "Fa" and eight "La"s are to follow each line. ...

2006-12-08T12:00:00.000+13:00

One "Fa" and eight "La"s are to follow each line.

Deck The Halls With Boughs of Folly

Deck the halls with boughs of folly,
And drink down a glass of bolly.
Now put on your gay apparel.
And drink from the hogshead barrel.

Dance around in your pyjamas
At this time of Semiramis.
Dance in any sort of weather,
But not in the ALTOGETHER.

Charge your jugs and empty glasses,
And ensure you make no passes.
Avoid becoming hypocritic,
Go and get blind paralytic.

Dance around,be ever jolly,
'Neath the mistletoe and holly.
Let no one become a stand-in,
Fling around in gay abandon.

Spritely move in strict precision,
Despite headache and double vision.
Enjoy yourself this very Christmas
Even though you have strabismus.

Though dancing is more frenetic
You will feel less energetic.
Avoid, indeed, that glass of whisky
That makes the season pretty risky.

Have your fun and have your frolics,
But don't become gross alcoholics.
Christmas time can sure be scary,
Go lightly on the port and sherry.

To conform to values of today Our carols must need...

2006-12-06T10:33:00.000+13:00

To conform to values of today
Our carols must need change.
With dusty titles blown away,
We implement now change.

"WE THREE KINKS OF ORIENT ARE"
More fits our modern time.
The leftist church all pastel are
Which some think not a crime.

"DECK the HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF FOLLY"
And put on apparel GAY.
Is IT guy, or is IT dolly?
It's all a shade of grey.

JH

To the Tune of: It Came Upon a Midnight Clear. ...

2006-12-06T10:19:00.000+13:00

To the Tune of: It Came Upon a Midnight Clear.

It dawned on me-eee, this Sun of God,
Was sinking and dying southeast.
Spending three days and three nights in the grave moving not.
It moved not, not even the least.

When lo and behold a great thing as they say,
Did happen, man sure glad it did.
The SUN of God was lead forth on twenty-fifth
To be reborn as a kid.

Brought forth by the Virgin of Virgo you see,
Who rises before the Great SUN.
And of real Virgin conceived and brought forth in the sky,
Is where the story comes from.

But wait there's more scattered over the year,
Of 12 animals and men in the zoo
Of Jesus the Sun going first to dear John to get dunked,
Aquarius the Waterman to you.

You see, each month of the sky has about thirty degrees of the round.
And low and behold our dear Jesus the SON,
Was about thirty when his feet hit the ground.

Dear John done told him that he must decrease,
Which in one short month surely he'd do.
But Jesus the SUN must now increase and head,
For summer the natural thing to do.

Oh Jesus the SUN would be tempted to stay,
quite weak the first part of Spring
As we read right after he left Waterman,
To be tempted to NOT do his thing.

But nooooo, the SUN had to keep on its course,
to conquer the dark with his light.
And Satan did lose this encounter with him and faded clear out of his sight.

Now 12 is the number of 12 loyal men,
Who surrounded our dear central SUN
The Zodiac is it's name known to you,
A story most old now is spun.

Fear not, however and do not despair,
The hope of the tale is deliverable,
Just don't get excited to figure it out,
And take it all quite so literal.

So once upon a Midnight Clear
The Sun did dawn upon me,
Oh not the way I had always been taught,
But just look up and you'll seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Now don't give me that this marvelous tale, came after the fact that is real.
For Osiris and Mithras and others you see,
Are also a part of the spiel.

Processions and Equinox and Solstice too,
all tell this great story in sky.
The Sun of God finds his birth in the cold and rises to Tabor, fades and dies.

Merry Osirismas
Merry Mithrasmas
Merry Christmas

Best Feast of the Rebirth of the SUN EVER!!!!!!!!!!

There once was someone named Wade, Who made everyo...

2006-12-06T03:08:00.000+13:00

There once was someone named Wade,
Who made everyone quite afraid,
Proclaimed he, "I'm the only One,"
With which we had such great fun,
Showing the fact free foundation he has laid.

There once was someone named Rod, Who claimed he ...

2006-12-06T02:46:00.000+13:00

There once was someone named Rod,
Who claimed he was sent only by God,
"This man's the real deal,"
Proclaimed Dr. Thiel,
But he was naught but a fraud!

Preaching the Great Tribulation has now neared, Pe...

2006-12-05T19:20:00.000+13:00

Preaching the Great Tribulation has now neared,
People are leaving him as he has feared,
Because of the disagreement and dispute,
LCG doctrines the previously loyal now refute,
In the back Roderick Meredith doth feel speared.

Lodging protests are now filed,
With tamed ministers now gone into the wild,
Nearing his death,
Is poor Rod Meredith,
By his successor he'll surely be reviled.

Made so by his comments inane,
Some have gone completely insane,
That day will you certainly rue,
When you'd expected his prophecies come true,
Which you'd never believe with half a brain.

Is it 144,000 or 288? In prophecy it's so Late! Th...

2006-12-05T18:39:00.000+13:00

Is it 144,000 or 288?
In prophecy it's so Late!
The sum of all our fears,
Yet nothing yet appears,
What will be the end of our fate?
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There once a group full of predictions,
Of prophecies and other addictions,
Of righteous do they claim,
But their morals all the same,
Full of lustful predilictions.
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Dashing through the snow,
> From the California sun,
Laughing as we go,
For winterfest is fun!
Thank the UCG,
For Solstice fun you see,
For all the pagan blight,
They'll be celebrating Christmas night!

We just fell,
Go to hell,
To perdition all go we!
Join us now
And tell us how
Fun is idolatry!

To the disaffected we offer link after link, In ho...

2006-12-05T18:36:00.000+13:00

To the disaffected we offer link after link,
In hopes victims soon for themselves think,
As soon as they see,
We hope they'll be free,
And disappear as quick as a wink!

Time once again to go ahead and deck the hall, To ...

2006-12-05T18:31:00.000+13:00

Time once again to go ahead and deck the hall,
To go out and try to get into the mall,
xcgs forbid to go out and have good cheer,
But encourage being surly with "Bah Humbug" with a jeer,
And to be filled with malice and gall.

Rod must've been thoroughly rattled, When on Mr. C...

2006-12-05T18:26:00.000+13:00

Rod must've been thoroughly rattled,
When on Mr. Charles Bryce he tattled,
Meredith certainly gets what he deserves,
When his long time supporters throw him curves,
But we're sure glad Rod's so embattled.

May Gerry have a Xmas bare Which boggles all the m...

2006-12-05T16:20:00.000+13:00

May Gerry have a Xmas bare
Which boggles all the mind.
And in his hearty Xmas fare
He will be all behind.

A Nonny Mouse 3

Will Spanky have an Xmas lean If Uniteds celebrate...

2006-12-05T16:16:00.000+13:00

Will Spanky have an Xmas lean
If Uniteds celebrate?
And sparse will be his platter clean,
Have a GAY OLD XMAS MATE

A Nonny Mouse 2

May EGG-SMASH bring you every joy And may you crac...

2006-12-05T16:14:00.000+13:00

May EGG-SMASH bring you every joy
And may you crack a top.
And Gerry's drink fund now employ
To drink a little drop.

A Nonny Mouse

Deck the halls with boughs of holly And baubles ha...

2006-12-05T16:10:00.000+13:00

Deck the halls with boughs of holly
And baubles hang symbolick.
Indulge in just a little folly
And imbibe things alcoholic.

Merry Eczemas, Gavin, Of comments, we see,there i...

2006-12-05T15:48:00.000+13:00

Merry Eczemas, Gavin,

Of comments, we see,there isn't a RASH,
Perhaps all these ditties are little but trash.
They keep our disgust fresh of fakirs and all,
And all the tithe scroungers who preach in the hall.

The end has been nigh for many a year,
And every delay costs tithe payers dear.
And should major surgery to tithes now apply,
And Paul wished the same to stirrers who lie.

The season is here with baubles and bell,
Tell all the doomsayers to go all to hell.
So spend their "tithe" due on presents for all,
Let them drink water at their dull "XMAS" BALL.

Why should they spoil our wee Xmas bash?
With molars and canines let them now gnash.
And may the stark joys of their message hit home,
With exiguous funds may their glasses not foam.

We wish them a MYTHMAS all empty and wan,
With bread and pig fat to now dine upon.
We trust that the PACK these fakirs do DIEHL,
Bites them severely but NOT in the heel.