Herbert Armstrong was certainly a bad neighbor. For the most part, he was a bad neighbor to the Church of God Seventh Day.
To picture this better, let’s compare this to the hit movie, Neighbors,
where a young couple with a baby has a fraternity move next door. (The
movie is so explicit that even some of the previews are rated ‘R’.) It’s
what you might expect: The couple dotes on their new baby while the
fraternity throws outrageous parties. The couple tries to “make nice”
but the antagonist is not having any part of it. Delta Psi has a rich
history of epic party moments. Teddy (played by Zach Efron) wants to
have his picture on the fraternity wall of fame by throwing the most
outrageous end-of-the-year party ever. What follows is a war between the
couple and the fraternity.
Early on, Herbert Armstrong wanted his
picture on the wall of fame as an apostle, seeking the most epic
end-of-the-world party ever! To do this, he leaves the Church of God
Seventh Day and begins his own fraternity replete with quite of lot of
boozing and sex. The Church of God Seventh Day wants to live in peace
with the Radio Church of God next door, but it’s pretty clear early on
that there’s going to be war, even if it is a rather one-sided war with
Herbert being the antagonist.
Here are a few quotes from Robert Garringer in the 1970s:
Here, perhaps are the real reasons why HWA left the Church of God as put forth by some of his fellow ministers:
John Kiesz: “The real reason seems to have been because of his uncooperative attitude…. Nobody can work with him.”
Brother Helms: “Herbert wouldn’t study…. Herbert was always the big man and everybody else was the little man.”
Elder Haber: “He [HWA] said that he didn’t have to pay any attention to anybody.”
“Here was the point. We put him on the radio. It was the church…. But
he wasn’t willing to study with the ministers, and what the Church of
God was teaching…. There was no way of reasoning with the man…. He had
his way, he ordered the people….
In 1935 the
ministers offered him a study [of British Israelism], to sit together
and study it out; they wanted to know. And he flatly denied and said,
‘There will be no study. I’m going to preach what I think should be
preached.’ He’s definitely an independent man that takes nothing from
nobody…. He won’t listen to any reasoning. What he says just goes. How
can one man be so sure?”
obvious, then, from history and from the mouths of several different
individuals that HWA did not receive his teachings from God by
revelation and that he was both a member and minister of the Church of
God-which he called the true church and which he left.
Furthermore, just being uncooperative
was not enough: Herbert Armstrong decided that the Church of God Seventh
Day was the Sardis Era of the church which had a name that it lived but
was dead, while he, in his hubris, had concluded that he headed up the
Philadelphian Era of the church known for its brotherly love. Herbert
Armstrong made snide allusions to the Church of God Seventh Day as not
living up to his expectations. He told of his encounter with the leaders
and concluded that they did not “radiate power” — his expectation is
that they were not ministers of Jesus but were Corporate Business CEOs,
so by his evaluation, they weren’t important enough to be anything at
Herbert Armstrong was not the sort to love his neighbor as himself. For one thing, he
committed incest with his youngest daughter starting at the beginning
of his “ministry” continuing for 10 years until her marriage. Apparently,
some of those in the Church of God Seventh Day knew of the incest. The
incest has also been confirmed by his niece and grandson. This makes Herbert Armstrong the ‘X’ Rated Apostle — worse than the rating on the Neighbors movie.
If we consider the members of the
Worldwide Church of God (represented as the fraternity, Psi Chi Gamma)
as Herbert Armstrong’s neighbors, the picture gets even worse.
Ambassador College may have looked impressive, but there are reasons
that Herbert Armstrong himself called it “Satan’s College”, ironic since
he was the high school dropout chancellor of the place. Many of the
members did not know about the pot parties and beer busts the students
of the 1970s era had, but it was not unlike the fraternities of the
Greek System. To that add Garner Ted Armstrong who claimed he bedded 200
coeds in 20 years and you have a picture of campus life. Richard Roper
of the Chicago Sun Times has to say about the antagonist of the Neighbors movie:
Zac Efron, shirtless
through much of the film and sculpted to the point he looks like an
entrant in Mr. Universe, Small But Mighty Division, plays Teddy Sanders,
one of those guys who knows exactly how great-looking he is and exactly
how to turn on the personality to seduce people, whether it’s for sex
or “bromance” or to get out of trouble with authority figures. He’s one
of those guys you want to despise, but then you meet him and you find
yourself saying to the haters, “He’s actually not so bad.”
That pretty much sums up Garner Ted Armstrong: “He’s actually not so
bad”. But he was. And not to put too fine a point on it, the same could
be said of Herbert Armstrong — that he could be charming when he wanted
to be but ruthless when he wanted to be, leaving people to say, “He’s
actually not so bad”. But he was.
Now it may be that bad behavior of bad
neighbors represented by reprehensible neighbors may be excused after
they get through sowing their wild oats, but not so for Herbert
Armstrong — his bad behavior persisted up until he died at 93 years old
(in his 94th year). Richard Roper had this to say of the movie:
When Mac and Kelly
are home, trying to catch sleep or cuddling in bed or spontaneously
having sex (“This is happening!” cries Mac) only to be distracted by
their newborn, “Neighbors” seems authentic. A couple of scenes between
Teddy and Pete, where Pete tells Teddy it’s time to wake up and grow up
and think about life beyond the frat house, also ring true.
Herbert Armstrong never did wake up, grow up and think about life beyond his frat house — the frat house was
his life. He wasn’t above being vengeful to claim the glory of being
right and proving other people who opposed him wrong. It was an ego
Now new chapters of Psi Chi Gamma have popped up with their head frat guys wanting to have their
picture on the wall of fame. Certainly, Ronald Weinland has left his
mark partying on with his wife with her lingerie from Victoria’s Secret,
paid for by the tithes of the PKG, having been convicted of five
felonies for Income Tax Evasion. Then there’s bad neighbor, David Pack.
He’s a real handful. It’s hard to imagine anyone but those on his
payroll ever saying, “He’s actually not so bad!”. Gerald Flurry has his
very own DUI online proving that he can party hardy, particularly on a
Feast Day. The list goes on and on, but certainly Yisrael Hawkins over
his little cult fraternity of the House of Yaweh takes honorable mention
for having been featured on several episodes of Dr. Phil — a really bad
neighbor, who has had boys 11 years old at labor with no pay for long
hours a day (not to mention the polygamy, in some cases with minors).
It’s just disgusting.
You’d think these people would grow up
some day and abandon the sex, booze, noise, pranks and hubris of
fraternity life. It should be inevitable. After all, the Scripture they
claim their members should obey (and the hazing of initiation of the
pledges is often excruciating) includes that part that false prophets
shall be put to death. Each of them has a death sentence, yet they
continue to party on other people’s money. They don’t seem to realize
they are on probation. Don’t they fear God? Are they atheists?
In any event, they are bad neighbors.
The fraternity has moved in next door. Don’t expect much peace. Don’t
call the cops — they won’t help.
The best you can do is quietly leave and move away, because — unlike the frats in the movie – they are never going to grow up.