"Mad" Magazine
occasionally does a skit about "Thin, thin books we'd
like to see," so in that tradition, here's the Grizzly's
THINNEST BOOKS OF THE WCG : "Biblical
proof that makeup is a sin" "Herbert W.
Armstrong, advocate of the poor" "Homeless or
starving people that money from Headquarters helped" (
that one would not only be thin but damn near invisible
!.....Grizzly ) "Seven
proofs that birthdays are a sin" "Scriptural
backing for saying that music is wrong" "WCG
ministers who did not have bloated egos" "Gerald
Waterhouse : voice of restraint and reason" "Sound
rationalizations about why boozing and getting soused is
okay, but marijuana and psychedelics are wrong" "Garner Ted
Armstrong, moral and spiritual giant" "HWA giving
the Gospel, not lavish gifts, to world leaders" "Ironclad
proof that Jesus had short hair" "Humble,
non-snobbish graduates of Ambassador College or Imperial
Schools" "Why The
Young Ambassadors Should be your favorite musical group" "Why" 19
year time cycles Are not astrology" "Third
tithes used for widows and orphans, not jet-set
lifestyles for WCG leadership" "Herbert
Armstrong's love and concern for those of other
religions" "Valid
reasons for spending millions of dollars on AC
buildings, and not spending a cent on the poor"
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