The Painful Truth About The Worldwide Church of God

The Painful Truth About The Worldwide Church of God.

THE Worldwide Church of God IN MOVIE TITLES!

Miraculously discovered in the end time by Harlan Simantel

(From Mick Martin & Marsh Porter's Video Movie Guide, 1997)

Find your own titles, it's entertaining!



YOU, PRE-Worldwide Church of God

Magenta - The Associate (co-worker status)

Magenta - Dangerous Liaisons (contacting the local Worldwide Church of God minister)

Magenta - Great Expectations (soon to be lowered)

YOUR LIFE IN THE Worldwide Church of God

Magenta - Dances With Wolves

Magenta - Night of the Living Dead

Magenta - Only the Lonely

Magenta - Ship of Fools

Magenta - Small Soldiers

Magenta - Still Breathing

Magenta - Underworld (the Worldwide Church of God subculture)

Magenta - Silence of the Lambs

Magenta - Nowhere

Magenta - The Best Years of Our Lives

Magenta - The Big Sleep

Magenta - My Life as a Dog

Magenta - Asylum

Magenta - The Abyss

Magenta - As Good as Dead

Magenta - Les Miserables

Magenta - Living in Oblivion

Magenta - Living to Die

Magenta - Lost!

Magenta - Lookin' to Get Out


YOUR EXIT FROM THE Worldwide Church of God

Magenta - Unstrung Heroes

Magenta - The Avengers

Magenta - Gone With the Wind (ex-members, moved out by the Holy Spirit, or their own good sense)

Magenta - Sprung

Magenta - U-Turn

Magenta - The Whole Wide World (possibilities!)

Magenta - At Play In The Fields of the Lord

Magenta - Zero Effect (warnings about the misery to expect if you leave the "one true church")

Magenta - Better Late Than Never

Magenta - Afterburn (You bet you've got a right to be angry!)

Magenta - Let Freedom Ring

Magenta - The Lazarus Syndrome

Magenta - Awakenings

Magenta - Life Begins for Andy Hardy

Magenta - Life is Sweet

Magenta - Listen to Your Heart

Magenta - Any Which Way You Can (How to leave the Cult)

Magenta - Lost and Found

Magenta - The Long Voyage Home

Magenta - Look Back in Anger

Magenta - Payback (ex-Worldwide Church of God websites, books, newsletters, etc.)



Magenta - Mr. Blanding builds his Dream House (HWA and Ambassador Auditorium)

Magenta - The Godfather

Magenta - Herbie Goes Bananas

Magenta - Illicit Behavior

Magenta - The Big Steal

Magenta - The Big Ripoff

Magenta - Other People's Money

Magenta - Body Count ("How many dumb sheep we got now, Ted?...equals how much $$$?")

Magenta - Loot

Magenta - Disturbing Behavior (hwa's jerk-off journal, etc.)

Magenta - 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag (Getting rid of dissident ministers)

Magenta - The Game (Religion+Savvy Advertising+Media Saturation=$$$)

Magenta - The Prophecy (1972, 1975)

Magenta - Secrets and Lies

Magenta - Mastermind

Magenta - Mr. Magoo

Magenta - Playing God (And Elijah, Zerubbabel, John the Baptist, etc.)

Magenta - Living In a Big Way

Magenta - Lord of Illusions



Garner Ted Armstrong

Magenta - The Lost Empire

Magenta - Lone Wolf

Magenta - Sex, Lies, and Videotapes

Magenta - Illicit Behavior

Magenta - Here Comes the Co-eds

Magenta - Fire Down Below

Magenta - The X-Files

Magenta - Wrongfully Accused ("Who me? What did I do? I've been betrayed again...")

Magenta - The Adventures of Sinbad

Magenta - Lethal Charm

Magenta - Babes In Toyland

Magenta - The Little Prince

Magenta - Little Big Man

Magenta - Like Father, Like Son




Magenta - Raiders (Rader) of the Lost Ark

Magenta - Morons from Outer Space

Magenta - Snake Eyes

Magenta - Stinkers

Magenta - Warriors of Virtue

Magenta - Big Shots

Magenta - Little Men

Magenta - Little Monsters

Magenta - The Little Shop of Horrors

Magenta - The Lords of Discipline

Magenta - Bad Lieutenant (Stanley Rader, Garner Ted Armstrong or your "favorite")




Magenta - Absolute Power (the GOVERNMENT of God!)

Magenta - Lies ("one true church", etc.)

Magenta - It's a Wonderful Life (with previous)

Magenta - Half Baked

Magenta - Tomorrow Never Dies (The Wonderful World Tomorrow)

Magenta - All Screwed Up (theology, doctrines, and morals)

Magenta - Bogus (Plain Truth prophecies from the 50's)

Magenta - Above and Beyond ("Sacrifice now as never before, brethren!")

Magenta - Big Trouble (Receivership. late 70's)

Magenta - The Big Show (The Feast of Tabernacles)

Magenta - The Awful Truth (Worldwide Church of God underbelly exposed via Trechak, Robinson, Tuit, and others. Thank you!)

Magenta - And Then There Were None (number of dollars in your wallet after incessant double & triple tithing)

Magenta - Bad Attitude (the "curse" laid upon all of us free-thinking people who have exited)

Magenta - The Letter (Co-Worker letter by our pal, Herb Wrongstrong)



Worldwide Church of God SPAWNED COGs & LEADERS

Magenta - Herbie Rides Again

Magenta - Eaters of the Dead (those who still follow and spiritually diet on dead hwa's weird theology)

Magenta - Fools Rush In (Worldwide Church of God power struggles)

Magenta - Lawman (Roderick Meredith)

Magenta - One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest



Worldwide Church of God -- IN COUNTRY & WESTERN TITLES! (Actual titles)

These titles should remind you of the Worldwide Church of God in one way or another

(from a web site I've lost track of)

Magenta - Heaven's Just a Sin Away (some church "stars" we knew)

Magenta - I Flushed You From the Toilets of My Heart (How some of us felt about the Worldwide Church of God, after we left)

Magenta - I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well (ditto)

Magenta - My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus

Magenta - Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill

Magenta - Thank God and Greyhound She's Gone ("She" being the church)

Magenta - You Done Tore Out My Heart and Stomped That Sucker Flat

Magenta - You Were Only a Splinter As I Slid down the Banister of Life (Size of splinters varied per member)



(from 1,911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said, selected and compiled by Robert Byrne)

Magenta - I'm going to speak my mind because I have nothing to lose. -- S.I. Hayakawa (Gerald Waterhouse)

Magenta - Like all self-made men he worships his creator. -- Unknown (HWA)

Magenta - Don't be humble. You're not that great. -- Golda Meir (HWA, William Dankenbring)

Magenta - It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money. -- "Canada Bill" Jones (HWA"s motto?)

Magenta - The future isn't what it used to be. -- Variously ascribed (True for those of us who left the Wonderful World Tomorrow for the wonderful world today, with minds free and clear)

Magenta - He not only overflowed with learning, he stood in the slop. Sydney Smith (Perhaps could be said of various Worldwide Church of God "scholars" who gave us: D&R; 1973 & 1975; history of the "true church"; etc.)

Magenta - We had seen the light at the end of the tunnel, and it was out. - John C. Clancy (Reason to exit!)

Magenta - I think the world is run by C students. -- Al McGuire (Worldwide Church of God leadership)

Magenta - Never miss a good chance to shut up. -- Scott Beach's grandfather (Gerald Waterhouse)

Magenta - The covers of this book are too far apart. -- Ambrose Bierce (HWA's Autobiography?)

Magenta - One hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong. -- Graffito (Worldwide Church of God membership at one point -- us!)

Magenta - Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do on a rainy Sunday afternoon. -- Susan Ertz (or a Saturday Sabbath afternoon)

Magenta - There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror. -- W. Somerset Maugham (HWA and Garner Ted Armstrong?)

Magenta - It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong. -- Voltaire

Magenta - All movements go too far. -- Bertrand Russell

Magenta - I dote on his very absence. -- William Shakespeare (HWA)

Magenta - Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn't mean you are wiser than when it reached only to the end of the bar. - Edward R. Murrow (Garner Ted Armstrong)


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