8 Heads in a Duffel Bag (Getting rid of dissident
ministers)
The Game (Religion+Savvy Advertising+Media
Saturation=$$$)
The Prophecy (1972, 1975)
Secrets and Lies
Mastermind
Mr. Magoo
Playing God (And Elijah, Zerubbabel, John the Baptist,
etc.)
Living In a Big Way
Lord of Illusions
Garner Ted Armstrong
The Lost Empire
Lone Wolf
Sex, Lies, and Videotapes
Illicit Behavior
Here Comes the Co-eds
Fire Down Below
The X-Files
Wrongfully Accused ("Who me? What did I do? I've been
betrayed again...")
The Adventures of Sinbad
Lethal Charm
Babes In Toyland
The Little Prince
Little Big Man
Like Father, Like Son
LOYAL Worldwide Church of God MINISTRY & ADMINISTRATORS
Raiders (Rader) of the Lost Ark
Morons from Outer Space
Snake Eyes
Stinkers
Warriors of Virtue
Big Shots
Little Men
Little Monsters
The Little Shop of Horrors
The Lords of Discipline
Bad Lieutenant (Stanley Rader, Garner Ted Armstrong or
your "favorite")
TEACHINGS AND MAIN EVENTS
Absolute Power (the GOVERNMENT of God!)
Lies ("one true church", etc.)
It's a Wonderful Life (with previous)
Half Baked
Tomorrow Never Dies (The Wonderful World Tomorrow)
All Screwed Up (theology, doctrines, and morals)
Bogus (Plain Truth prophecies from the 50's)
Above and Beyond ("Sacrifice now as never before,
brethren!")
Big Trouble (Receivership. late 70's)
The Big Show (The Feast of Tabernacles)
The Awful Truth (Worldwide Church of God underbelly exposed via Trechak,
Robinson, Tuit, and others. Thank you!)
And Then There Were None (number of dollars in your
wallet after incessant double & triple tithing)
Bad Attitude (the "curse" laid upon all of us
free-thinking people who have exited)
The Letter (Co-Worker letter by our pal, Herb
Wrongstrong)
Worldwide Church of God SPAWNED COGs & LEADERS
Herbie Rides Again
Eaters of the Dead (those who still follow and
spiritually diet on dead hwa's weird theology)
Fools Rush In (Worldwide Church of God power struggles)
Lawman (Roderick Meredith)
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
BONUS!
Worldwide Church of God -- IN COUNTRY & WESTERN TITLES! (Actual titles)
These titles should remind you of the Worldwide Church of God in one way
or another
(from a web site I've lost track of)
Heaven's Just a Sin Away (some church "stars" we knew)
I Flushed You From the Toilets of My Heart (How some of
us felt about the Worldwide Church of God, after we left)
I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well (ditto)
My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill
Thank God and Greyhound She's Gone ("She" being the
church)
You Done Tore Out My Heart and Stomped That Sucker Flat
You Were Only a Splinter As I Slid down the Banister of
Life (Size of splinters varied per member)
CLEVER QUOTES WHICH WILL REMIND YOU OF THE Worldwide Church of God
(from 1,911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said, selected
and compiled by Robert Byrne)
I'm going to speak my mind because I have nothing to
lose. -- S.I. Hayakawa (Gerald Waterhouse)
Like all self-made men he worships his creator. --
Unknown (HWA)
Don't be humble. You're not that great. -- Golda Meir (HWA,
William Dankenbring)
It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their
money. -- "Canada Bill" Jones (HWA"s motto?)
The future isn't what it used to be. -- Variously
ascribed (True for those of us who left the Wonderful
World Tomorrow for the wonderful world today, with minds
free and clear)
He not only overflowed with learning, he stood in the
slop. Sydney Smith (Perhaps could be said of various Worldwide Church of God
"scholars" who gave us: D&R; 1973 & 1975; history of the
"true church"; etc.)
We had seen the light at the end of the tunnel, and it
was out. - John C. Clancy (Reason to exit!)
I think the world is run by C students. -- Al McGuire
(Worldwide Church of God leadership)
Never miss a good chance to shut up. -- Scott Beach's
grandfather (Gerald Waterhouse)
The covers of this book are too far apart. -- Ambrose
Bierce (HWA's Autobiography?)
One hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong. --
Graffito (Worldwide Church of God membership at one point -- us!)
Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do
on a rainy Sunday afternoon. -- Susan Ertz (or a
Saturday Sabbath afternoon)
There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were
broadcast, would not fill the world at large with
surprise and horror. -- W. Somerset Maugham (HWA and Garner Ted Armstrong?)
It is dangerous to be right when the government is
wrong. -- Voltaire
All movements go too far. -- Bertrand Russell
I dote on his very absence. -- William Shakespeare (HWA)
Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world
doesn't mean you are wiser than when it reached only to
the end of the bar. - Edward R. Murrow (Garner Ted Armstrong)
The Associate (co-worker status)
