A Religious Zombie looses family and friends.
A Religious Zombie defies common sense, even if you hit him over the head with it.
A Religious Zombie believes he's in touch with god.
A Religious Zombie lives in a colony that has one leader who believes he's the only one that can save him.
A Religious Zombie shows no tolerance to others.
A Religious Zombie wants to turn everybody into a Zombie.
A Religious Zombie will pursue his goals no matter how mad they are.
A Religious Zombie never questions his leader.
A Religious Zombie never mingles with others, other then to prey on them and turn them into Zombies.
A Religious Zombie will do anything for his leader.
A Religious Zombie thinks the world will come to an end, and he will be the only survivor.
A Religious Zombie will never be held accountable for his actions.
A Religious Zombie will set all hell loose when he shows up.
A Religious Zombie survives on barely nothing, giving up everything, and leaving nothing but destruction in his path.
A Religious Zombie can smell a non zombie from miles away.
A Religious Zombie will smother his victim with all kinds of fantasies about how great it is to be a Zombie.
A Religious Victim will then turn into a Zombie and the cycle starts all over again.
A Religious Zombie spends his life in the dark thinking he's found "the light."
A Religious Zombie thinks he's spiritually alive, even if he's emotionally dead.
A Religious Zombie believes that he's the only one that isn't blind, and has received enlightenment.
A Religious Zombie cannot make any decision on his own.
A Religious Zombie that realizes he's a zombie is always cast out to face the real world. Wow, we welcome you back to the real world.
A Religious Zombie will turn lies into truth, and truth into lies.
A Religious Zombie sounds so sure, sincere, and convincing that you almost feel like cuddling up with him.
A Religious Zombie always hides his true nature.
A Religious Zombie believes he has all the answers to your problems.
A Religious Zombie is free only to think like a Religious Zombie.
A Religious Zombie has an answer for EVERYTHING.
A Religious Zombie has been changing the dates for the end of the world for thousands of years.
A Religious Zombie can never reach his goal, he's never good enough, he's a Zombie after all.
A Religious Zombie can only marry another Religious Zombie.
A Religious Zombie never goes to a doctor for help.
A Religious Zombie wants to believe.
A Religious Zombie will throw money into a bottomless pit.
A Religious Zombie will feel guilty for having wet dreams.
A Religious Zombie will feel guilty for masturbation, god first, me never.
A Religious Zombie will stop wearing make-up because it's vain, no wonder they are ugly to the rest of us.A Religious Zombie looses touch with society.