2001 In Prophecy!
THE GRAVEYARD CHURCH OF GOD
2001 In Prophecy!
by
HERBERT W. ARMSTRONG
FANTASTIC push-button world by 2001? It is being planned by modern science! But now you're going to take a peek into the surprising future, exactly as it will happen! Not what MEN PLAN -- but what GOD SAYS! Here, in condescending language, is a quick SUMMARY of all prophecy -- the neglected one-third of this entire website -- made PLAIN.
The curtain of YOUR future is drawn back! Prophecies that were closed and sealed as tight as my daughter now stand REVEALED. Mysteries of God, never before understood, now become crystal-clear to a high school dropout. It behooves you to know what the Creator-RULER of the Universe now makes known only to his living-impaired Apostle!
What Man Envisions!
First, take a quick look at the world MAN envisions! Feverishly, science and technology are working to produce a fantastic world where everything is to be done by machines with the push of a button. Of course, if you are an Apostle, it has been this way for decades; I merely push the "YOU BETTER WAKE UP!!" button and the sheep do the all the work!! It's like having thousands of machines, only better! But in the non-Apostle push-button-world MAN is devising for tomorrow, man-made CHEMICALS will be mixed directly into our food and water supply!! Remember: SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!! The Bible has clearly warned mankind to FLEE FLUORIDATION, but will man heed God's end-time warning??
Science Stiffens Carnal Knowledge
AT LAST man approaches not only a luxurious, push-button, LEISURE age, but also the age of push-button mass ERECTIONS!! World-renowned scientists who know, warn us that it is now possible to give Viagra to all human life on this planet! As United States Air Force General Jack D. Ripper stated in his address to both houses of Congress, "I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration , Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiricy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids...I do not deny women, but I do deny them my essence." Man simply cannot handle this STUPENDOUS power when unleashed!! Can a God who LOVES THIS WORLD stand idly by, and permit man not only to destroy his health and happiness, but now also to destroy all earthly LIFE? GOD FORBID!!!
There is only ONE LANGUAGE that rebellious mankind will heed -- physical punishment, and being deprived of physical assets. I am not talking about SPANKING in play, done by a loving father, I mean giving till it HURTS! I mean all your property, money and goods to THE WORK!! Terrifying -- Yet GOOD NEWS!
TIME IS SHORT!!!! I NEVER have and NEVER WILL set dates on Christ's return to this earth! No living man knows the day nor the hour, but God has given the key to the book of Revelation to his end-time living-impaired Apostle to WARN A LIMP AND DYING WORLD!!!
Tomorrow's News - Today!
LISTEN!! A VOICE CRIES OUT!!! January 16, 2001, is the date America and the UK will be obliterated in a nuclear war and the Great Tribulation will begin. That is EXACTLY the fifteenth anniversary of my death (seven + seven + one!!!!) AND a time, a time, a time and a half a time (3-1/2 years) since Viagra was introduced to the public!!! YOU BRETHREN JUST DON'T GET IT!! Of course, God can allow time to go on in this SICK, PUTRID WORLD if the membership is impotent in tithes and offerings, and he is delayed because of YOUR LUKEWARM ATTITUDE!! YOU BETTER WAKE UP!!!
All this is now only a few years off. We are to be soon stricken with the Nazi-Fascist Beast Power striking the U.S. with hydrogen-bombs!! A third of our populations will be killed -- only one in three of your friends -- of your loved ones -- will remain alive -- UNLESS they heed the warning and come under God's divine protection according to HIS conditions at this website! So tell your friends but not your boss, unless you want to share a cave with him!!
We Were Right After All! Te-he-he-he!
When the end of the world as we know it happens, hundreds of thousands will remember the TRUE MESSAGE FROM GOD that they had heard going out freely to the world at THIS time, on the GRAVEYARD CHURCH OF GOD website. Yes, hundreds of thousands who take it lightly today, or put it out of mind because it's different from the teachings of their WORLDLY churches, will then REMEMBER and cry out to God for mercy as they swing from Nazi meat hooks!
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! Your immediate future is of your own choosing. If you DO then overcome, study this website continually to let it correct and reprove and instruct YOU -- living by EVERY WORD OF GOD, rather than by the ways and customs of society -- if you pray earnestly and continually, drawing closer and closer to GOD, and endure this wonderful new life, you shall be accounted worthy to ESCAPE all these terrifying things soon to befall the world.
The decision is now YOURS! Begin tithing now!
