THE GRAVEYARD CHURDH OF GOD
GUESTBOOK ARCHIVES
AUGUST/SEPTEMBER 1999
Visitor's Name: ELIJAH
Comments: Herbert, you are the "ONE" who was to turn the hearts of the Fathers to their children, and the hearts of the children to the Fathers, NOT MOLEST THEM!! Now all the children of the Worldwide Church of God you were called to train for THE LAST DAY'S WORK have turned from Father Herbert and DISOWNED YOU (except little Jr. He thinks to much of money.) Jesus should let me run the show from here! He is so DAMNED INCOMPETENT AT THIS CHURCH STUFF!!!! Herbert you have been a very,very,very naughty boy!! On ResuRRECTION Day when all the Brethren stand before you and lovely Loma, you will Judge and then they shall recieve there reward, they will be granted to you by the "MOST HIGH" to raise as Son's and Daughter's, in your own Mansion. Then they shall see and experience the fruits of your life long work. I ask only one thing from you Herbert.... keep your DICK IN YOUR PANTS THIS TIME!!!!!!!!!! Caretaker this should probable be in submission I got carried away!!!
Visitor's Name: Still having nightmares
Comments: For those of you who belive we ex-WWCG'ers should love Herbert W. Armstrong becouse of Christ and what not, have no understanding of what those of us in headquorters suffered, day in and day out. When I was growing up, they told the parents to bring pattles to church so the children would stay in line, be seen and not heard. The one I suffered from had holes in it, like many of the others. You say we shouldn't judge him, don't judge us, you didn't suffer the abuse we did. Yes, may God have mercy on my soul, it is in continual pain..... becouse of WWCG and Herbert W. Armstrong.Visitor's Name: blah
Comments: Leave at any time? And risk losing our alleged "salvation"? You've gotta be kidding.
Visitor's Name: A Member of God's Church
Comments: I don't believe any of you where brainwashed into believing anything you could leave at any time. I pray that God deals with you, by praying for his will to be done.
Visitor's Name: Ken Pl
Comments: Cancel my "subscribtion to the resurrection" Herby, you old fool! Better the lake of fire than an eternity with gullible fools like your "DUMB MIND NUMB SHEEP" and a mental midget Charlatan like yourself!! You hateful, judgmental, incestuous CHILDMOLESTING sexual deviate, that exploited others for a monetary profit, all for the glory of your selfish ego driven pride! Eat Shit and die again (if that's possible) you decrepted religious fanatic!! Perhaps someone (Tkach Jr) should dig up your bones and burn them on an Pagan Altar to the pleasure of the disemboweled and disgrunted masses of your lifeless Churches of Gauddd....Visitor's Name: Norm B.
Comments: Brilliant, brilliant, brilliantly funny!!
Visitor's Name: hah!
Comments: hey hidden, your wisdom is so hidden no one can find it! I've thought about it, and you're the crazy one and the dead one.
Visitor's Name: HIDDEN WISDOM
Comments: IT IS NO WONDER THAT YOU HAVE SUCH A FASINATION WITH THE SUBJECT OF DEATH. MAYBE DEEP DOWN INSIDE, YOU REALIZE THAT THE BEING WHO RULES YOU WILL NOT GIVE YOU LIFE WHEN IT'S ALL OVER. HE HAS A DATE WITH THE LAKE OF FIRE AND HE KNOWS IT. HE WANTS TO BRING YOU DOWN WITH HIM. THINK ABOUT IT.
Visitor's Name: Brian
Comments: This was a real treat. Now I'm Cyber. "The chaos, the chaos!" Thank you.
Visitor's Name: RWClanton@msn.com
Comments: I guess it helps heal. Humor does it gently. Thanks, Bob
Visitor's Name: Alotta Fagina
Comments: Hey big guy....you luscious bag of bones...remember ME?! Well, I still have your personally-autographed (hand-job) copy of "The Missing Dimension in Sex"....and one of your dimension stains is still visible on page 48....tee-hee! (You were always good about being on top of things.) Oh behave....Bye now....!
Visitor's Name: A Grave Wench
Comments: This totally irreverant website is so brilliant, creative and hysterical that I dang near wet myself reading it...and am probably going straight to hell for being so amused. Have you considering making a movie too?!!
Visitor's Name: Russell Miller
Comments: Hey, messenger: You're full of it. You know what? I'm going to hell! Yippee! Neener neener neener! You know, though, I wonder. Why do people like you think it's your place to warn people like me? Look our for your own salvation, creep, and leave me to mine. Which, I can guarantee you, will be of much higher quality than yours. In other words, shut up and take care of yourself. You've got enough trouble, obviously.
Visitor's Name: "Inspired"
Comments: I can't tell you how long I've been looking for a "resting place". My invocation to the buried power - "Wish you were here".
Visitor's Name: A Messenger
Comments: I have pity on all of you who commend this site or who take part in the apostasy, Things take place for a reason, soon you will be in judgement, as you now place yourself in judgement of others, you will be subject to the same judgement, your punishment will be great tribulation, and then you must subject yourselves to truth, then you sit in judgement, if you refuse to accept truth and love one another, YOU WILL DIE, FOREVER..you will never again live, and you will be dead and gone...and we will dance over your ashes....repent or else....I pray for your ignorance...pity on you all !!!!! GOD spoke to you through this, you have now received fair warning, and that is all you get.
Visitor's Name: Joseph W. DeCrotch
Comments: As for the WWCG - been there and done that. I couldn't subject myself to the brainwashing any further.
Visitor's Name: I could be any ex WWCG member
Comments: After ending my 24-year sentance in the WWCG, I am happy to say that I can almost think for myself again. I no longer feel that I am superior to everyone else that I meet. I'm no longer constantly looking over my shoulder. I decided I would rather risk the lake of fire and leave my AC-Grad husband who beat me up...after my WWCG minister wouldn't allow me to get a divorce. Maybe I will have better sense than my parents did, and make sure that my child has shoes to wear and food to eat rather than send my hard-earned money to a greedy old pervert. May God have mercy on his soul, and help the mindless sheep who still follow
Visitor's Name: A Christian
Comments: May God have pity on you.
Visitor's Name: Kevin
Comments: Well said Chuck, may the force be with you!Visitor's Name: Chuck
Comments: Retrospectively, There are only two choices, either Herbert W. Armstrong taught sincerely as he believed, or he was a knowing and deliberate liar. In the former case, he could only have taught as much as Christ led him to understand of spiritual knowledge, and in the latter to condemn the man makes any one who does so a judge of men's hearts which no one is qualified to do but Christ. In either case, he deserves benefit of doubt or non-judmentalness, both out of respect for Christ. Either way, it IS time for closure. Thoughtfully, Chuck
Visitor's Name: DeeDee
Comments: Thankfully everyone did not have your experiences and attitude. This is no way to treat anyone. You obviously consider Herbert W. Armstrong your enemy and God says to love them! Try it......it'll make you feel better!!! And you really need it!
Visitor's Name: Mrs. C
Comments: I can understand disagreeing with people but I do not understand such meanspirited attitudes. For shame for treating ANY brother so unlovingly. Ask yourself "would Christ do this?" I think Not!
Visitor's Name: Fat Mama
Comments: Nothing but bitterness and free time? I'd say you have more than that--like a great sense of humor!teehee:)
Visitor's Name: Mr. G
Comments: Whoa! Tough crowd.
Visitor's Name: Jaime' Lopez
Comments: It's about damn time! That bogus church has been sucking the life out my family for years! Why wont they just get a lobotomy and finish the job! Perhaps they should just hand over their driver's permits as well, since their individual identity has been gladly given up as well! Power to the People!!!!
Visitor's Name: Mrs. Charles
Comments: i'm a former member of WWCG, and even went to the church's own Imperial Schools in Pasadena. While I have to say this site is offensive, I think the shock of it all made me laugh so hard I peed in my pants.
Visitor's Name: D
Comments: Interesting note.....German Leader Gerald Schroeder has paid 10 million dollars to have the concentration camps up and RUNNING!(economist magazine) EUROLAND has 11 nations involved...one will be booted....In june of 1999 they started taking in mens names to LEAD the remaining 10 nations. Herbert W. Armstrong a crackpot...no...just the ELIJAH!!
Visitor's Name: kennyg
Comments: That's it, the graven image cam! We fall out of our chairs with laughter whenever we see it. Thanks for taking "the crystal casket" out. Herborg is very Funny!!!! Thanks
Visitor's Name: Queen OODIE of Borg
Comments: Dear Herbert: Thank you for the recent application to join the collective. We have been viewing your past performance of assimilation on earth. It is very impressive. However, we are going to have to Passover you at this time. You have proven in the past that you are not thinking of the good of the collective, just of the good of yourself. No, you would never do. Besides I don't feel like you belong up here in the heavens so close to you know who. You had better stay in hell. If you left it might up set the balance of things.
Visitor's Name: Kenny Grove
Comments: Myself and other former WCGers got a big kick out of the first image you used for the cyrstal casket. The new one is goofy so we ask you to bring back the original image for our fun and enjoyment! Thanks, Kenny
Visitor's Name: A visitor with the fear of God
Comments: You laugh at the Lake of Fire but we will see who is laughing as you are thrown in.