HWA: Lee, do you know WHY you are here? Did you know God meant for the living impaired to lead JOYOUS, ABUNDANT deaths rather than Satan's sick, COUNTERFEIT message that you are just supposed to lie here, UNMOVING, LAZY and WITHOUT direction? I am coming to you as a WITNESS in this END TIME, to bring you the GOOD NEWS of the World Tomorrow! FIRST, before I get into the story of the TWO TREES, I would like to present you with a Steuben Crystal bolt-action rifle and scope.

LHO:  Thank you, Mr. Armstrong.  I know you would like to have a picture handing it to me, but I would rather not... I am a little worse for wear after my 1980 exhumation.

HWA:  Lee, WHY did you bring President Kennedy to the knowledge of the living impaired?

LHO:  I'm just a patsy.

HWA: So are the sheep, but they didn't kill anyone . at least not OVERTLY.   I have always taught them to be SUBTLE in the way they come to the KNOWLEDGE of the living impaired, like AVOIDING medical attention for themselves and their children. Of corpse, if they  lack the FAITH and want the LAKE OF FIRE, they are free to seek WORLDLY HEALERS.

LHO:  I saw a doctor IMMEDIATELY after being shot, but to no avail. I now understand that had I just had an anointed cloth , I would have lived to kill again!!! That's NEW UNDERSTANDING, isn't it Mr. Armstrong? Satan has been attacking me all these years and now I know THE TRUTH!

HWA: YOU'RE GETTING IT, LEE!  I know what it is like to be attacked by Satan personally...

LHO: Mr. Armstrong, after reading your autobiography, I know how you delve into subjects headfirst, like spending six months in the Portland Public Library to prove evolution wrong and your understanding of how soap works . . . pleeeease go to the grassy knoll and investigate - from a CONVERTED perspective - and find who framed me!!!

HWA: A new LID has opened for the Work! I will INVESTIGATE this and PROVE the GRAVE TRUTH!!! Now, about the TWO TREES . . .