In an effort to build a newsstand program for the newly resurrected Grave Truth Magazine, the Apostle visited the grave of living-impaired fast-food magnate Colonel Harland Sanders, who kicked the bucket six years previous to Mr. Armstrong.

While the splinter groups are chicken to place strong meat in fast-food outlets, the Apostle knows a new lid has opened for God's true church.

CHS: Don't pull my leg, Mr. Armstrong.  I have heard of your fondness for tender young breasts...just get to the point.

Herbert W. Armstrong: God led you to create ELEVEN, as a forerunner to my coming, MAKING ME THE TWELFTH HERB, the APOSTLE of COMPLETION!!!!    Your GLOBE- GIRDLING chain of restaurants has been provided by God to assist this END-TIME WORK as an outlet for the Grave Truth Magazine!!!! Will you host our newsstand program to a WORLD HELD CAPTIVE or turn your back on God's calling???

CHS: How could I turn down anyone who favors white linen suits? YES!!!

Look for The Grave Truth in an outlet near you!!!