THE GRAVEYARD CHURCH OF GOD

BRINGING OUT THE DEAD:
HERBERT TAKES MANHATTAN
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DATELINE: October 31, 1999
In flight to New York, New York

Dear Sheep and Coworkers, 

    I am writing this special emergency letter on my way to Times Square -- to prepare for a special campaign there this evening. I will give an address to hundreds of world leaders at the gala premiere of the film Bringing Out the Dead.  Many HIGH-HIGH-HIGH officials and dignitaries like JIM MORRISON will be there -- the DOORS are again open for the Gospel!!! Also, I will have another brief public campaign this trip at the Statue of Liberty.  Then I am going to the New York Public Library to donate a signed copy of my autobiography for the fiction section.  If God allows time to go on after meeting all these very, very important world leaders who want to meet ME, I will take a well-deserved break from ADULATION and AWARDS by going to Coney Island before embarking on another GOD-ORDAINED trip.

    Since this Graveyard era of God's Work started, there have come times when I had to take you coworkers and brethren into my confidence and tell you WE ARE CLOSE to one of those OCCASSIONAL  financial crises that happen EVERY coworker letter. ALL our financial reserves go into the Gospel message of  HOW SOAP WORKS -- which God REVEALED to me in my advertising days -- and now the Work desperately LACKS the money needed for the movie ticket for the premiere!  I have instructed our financial people to STEP OUT ON FAITH and purchase this VITALLY NEEDED ticket so the Work can go FORWARD with RENEWED VIGOR AND POWER. 

    Fast and pray and make financial sacrifices -- IMMEDIATELY -- and for the next few years. Take out a loan -- as I have given MY OWN SALARY-- to help with this crisis (I personally do not own the jet, jewels or fine art, they are assets of the Church). This burned-out-hunk-of-junk has nothing left to give.  I simply have to ask you dear coworkers to suffer with me, and make the supreme sacrifice now to GO OVER THE TOP with this movie ticket purchase.

     I am sure some of the carnal-minded and unconverted may ask WHY I do not simply go to a dollar movie and save money.  Brethren, God expects QUALITY.  It is precisely this Laodicean ATTITUDE that will earn a spot in the LAKE OF FIRE if you do not repent!!! Frankly, I sometimes wonder why God has picked such STIFF-NECKED Israelites to support me!  My Japanese sons never question my moves, nor does my own daughter.  I am dynamically INSPIRED by such loyalty, sacrifice and PERVERSIONS of the truly converted.

    Send your SPECIAL OFFERING priority mail so that YOU will not bear the burden of stopping the unstoppable Work of the Almighty God. THANK YOU from the heart of my bottom and God's blessing be on you. 

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