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THE VAULT

Dick Armstrong digs up the past from the HWA Archives...

 

Coworker Letters

  • DAD'S OFFICE- One of Dad's masterworks circa 1961. Times were tough. Dad reveals he does the Work on a "lady's dressing table" due to lack of space at HQ and needs a new office. He reminds the membership its up to them or God's Work dies...

  • Obstructing the Work - 3/2/67. Dad likens the members to Mom's bowel blockage and then browbeats the crap out of them for increased donations to the Building Fund.

  • Losing His Dick - 7/17/58. Although Dad is naturally stunned by my accident , he has the strength to ask for money for the building fund as I lay dying!  Now how many ordinary Dads could focus on the Work at a time like this?

  • Dad Won WWII!!! - 8/24/42.  Dad says the war is a judgement from God and America had better WAKE UP!!  It is up to the members to back the boys over there by sending money to Dad to warn America of its sins via radio or it will BE TOO LATE!!! If the money had not come in, you would be goose-stepping around town today!!

Articles

  • Queer Ideas - They may be in your neighborhood...and they want to take over the world!!!

  • The Plain Truth About Healing - Excerpts from a 1968 Ministerial Visiting Program Training Class handout gives new ministers the scoop on avoiding common pitfalls in dealing with dead sheep.

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  • Are YOU Holding Back? - (274K PDF) "What if God, through Mr. Armstrong, demanded you give everything you own to his work? Would you do it cheerfully and unreservedly? Would you have the attitude of one who realizes that God has a PERFECT RIGHT to demand everything from us?"

  • Women's Dress Ruling - (234K PDF) Herbert wants to spank women who wear tight skirts!
  • Should You Listen to Others?- (555K PDF) ABSOLUTELY NOT!! They will give you ideas that will cause you to fall away!!

     

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Greetings from Altadena!

   This is Dick Armstrong, your VAULT guide.   I will be taking the lid off God's TRUTH, with ACTUAL excerpts of illuminating articles from Dad and select others from the past.  The VAULT will have some of Dad's coworker letters too!!  These articles and letters illustrate the weightier matters of the law and are considered STRONG MEAT, only to be read by the TRULY converted!!!! While some of the coworkers letters are edited for length (Dad can go on and on and on), not a jot nor tittle has been added, except for special yellow highlights on key spiritual issues!!! These are Dad's ACTUAL WORDS.

     In upcoming months, I hope to show you other areas that Dad excels in, with many examples of his writings that show mankind the depth of his CONVERSION.   

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Queer Ideas
by the dozen

ATTENTION MEMBERS!!

 

  • Please send in your requests on topics for future VAULT additions to me in care of Dad.

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