(For the record, AW regards British Israelism in any form as irredeemably fallacious, totally discredited, and intellectually indefensible.)

Hypocritters are pesky pests which infest various religions, but are most pernicious in the church of gods. The problem with these critters is that they make so much noise and attract attention with what you would think is the least of reason. They are high maintenance and demand a lot of resources without providing all that much in return. They expect you to trust them, but the second you turn your back they've done something else to cause you grief. They seem so innocent and reasonable, but they are actually vicious predators who can rip you to shreds and embarrass you grievously.

Hypocritters are a lot like parrots: They can say things that sound reasonable and smart, but it's not really a product of intelligence. They, well, parrot things. What they say actually makes no real sense, but a lot of people are fooled into buying in to their artificial intelligence. And is it artificial! They make stuff up. They string phrases together. If you listen to their babble, you will end up confused. If you do not listen to their babble, they will get nasty on you and bite the hand that feeds them.

Hypocritters are creatures of social hierarchy with them on top of the food chain. They usually come in the middle of the night, though they aren't particularly nocturnal. They come in the middle of the night on some obscure television channel. Some of them are cute, cuddly and appealing. Some of them are just appealing in a sad pathetic way--appealing for money! Most of them are old and look like they are about to die. They have a very low birth rate and so their population replacement is in real trouble. While they appear to be social creatures, that is an illusion: They are the proverbial lone wolf.

Hypocritters are a lot like trade rats who come and take something valuable away from you and leave something like a rock in its place. They like pretty, shiny things like gold, silver and Steuben Crystal. Never leave them alone unattended in Harrod's with a personal credit card powered by non-profit charitable bank accounts.

Hypocritters are parasitical in nature and must live off of unsuspecting hosts where they drain the host of everything it has including but not restricted too, money, dignity, independence, freedom, sanity and in extreme cases, family and friends. The host rarely perceives the damage the Hypocritter parasite does to them until it is either too late, or someone manages to extract the Hypocritter from them--which only happens in the rarest of cases.  The Hypocritter injects various types of poison into the host to render the host weak and unable to resist the Hypocritter. The toxins have been analyzed and have been found to consist of hate, anger, fear, revenge, suspicion, jealousy, rage, utterly weird doctrines, paranoia, dedication to responsibility like keeping Sabbaths, Holydays and tithing. Such toxins, along with a supply of trauma in the form of criticism, self-loathing, guilt, render the hopeless victim helpless with all natural resistance to the Hypocritter utterly turned off, rendering the victim totally impotent. The Hypocritter also has claws and fangs in the form of threats to prevent the host to seek and find treatment to remove the Hypocritter.

Hypocritters are very difficult to remove and people who attempt to often find them quite resistant. The only quick and clean way to remove them is to go cold turkey. This often leaves terrible gaps and has a tendency to rip the skin off the host and leave them desperate for some sort of recovery. Many are so addicted to the presence of the Hypocritter that even after it is removed they go off and look for another one to prey on them.

Hypocritters do serious damage to the psychological, spiritual and personal immune system. The host is left with distorted perceptions which can never be fixed. The host finds that their grasp of what is moral, ethical and legal has slipped away only to be replaced with the tragic and bizarre personal priorities left in its wake. Everyone who has touched the life of the infected person develops sick dysfunctions as a result. There is no cure for the disease and often people mistake the carrier for the disease instead of the hapless victim.

Don't be fooled by their apparent innocence: Hypocritters know perfectly well what they are.

Hypocritters are often difficult to spot because they disguise themselves as loving caring creatures of light and truth. While they are nothing of the kind, they have learned to mimic the looks and sounds of that which they counterfeit. Even experts are deceived at first and the tragedy is that by the time you find out, it is too late and the damage is done. They come dripping with attractive accoutrements which are a triumph of image over substance. They appear benign. It is often only when you see your own blood in the pool at your feet that you realize that you have been had.

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Last Updated: Tuesday, May 31, 2005